Last night I had a dream featuring transformers (but really just the decepticons) and at some point in the dream i jumped down on the hood of one, and proceeded to jump up and down, denting the damn thing. i can remember thinking, that i was an absolute idiot, because i knew i wasn't hurting it. I then just flopped my butt down and hauled ass running away.
wtf was I thinking?! That I was going to hurt it's feelings?
Telling this to Rook, who died laughing of course, I said what if it transformed, and it's got a dent in it's back? Some other decepticon comes over, like, "What happened to your back?" and it's like, "I don't want to talk about